Entries Tagged as 'Evil Alisandra'

Post Election Mania and the Japanese Climate Agreement

Evil Alisandra

Keeyooto” Why give a very very very important, of course intentional, rational, ratified, international environmental agreement a Jap title? Let”s face it. Japan seems not to give a flying F about world environmental issues although there are surely a few private members of its society who possess an inkling of a conscience, but they don”t count. In reality, EA couldn”t give a flying F if their favourite replacement to the Big Mac is Whale Booty but hey”try arguing with the Yahkooza.

So changing to an environmentally friendly light bulb will solve the world”s problems will it? Pull the other artificial leg why don”t you ” you friggin idiots. The weather reports are fixed and 99% of the time incorrect. Who gives a fuck about the north and south poles when we”re living in another version of nazi fascism, disguised by well-meaning pollies promising diversity, understanding, harmonic integration and multicultural ecstasy (hey give me one of those pills). Blue Omo and Green and Golds were pretty good” EA has been channelling Adolph, probably thru those curious Stephen King novelettes.

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EA”s Reality Check – Burley Griffin”s Esoteric Toilet Roll

Evil Alisandra

Canberra – A Satan worshipper’s cradle ” the Chakra of New World Order (NWO) according to obscure articles online and in certain Illuminati books. It can be an interesting place.

Hey yr not spos”d 2 menshun that shit.

Who said that?

Evil Alisandra

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 16. Uranium versus the Shaolin Monks – irrelevant but true

The mental health system contiues to bug Evil Alisandra – not only emotionally but mentally – she can’t seem to write fast enough to let the general public know what is really going on. She has consulted with LifeLine who have advised her to do just that – LET PEOPLE KNOW.

The last few episodes have been rather out there but are written so that the average person can at least have a laugh when reading the sagas of a single person’s experiences within Canberra’s Woden Psychiatric Ward etc.

Killing Mental Health – Finding Lost Time

The nurses/doctors administered too much of whatever drug they thought EA required even though she just needed a meal and some water – they injected so much that EA had to be resuscitated – in other words she was murdered by the Woden Valley Hospital and only found out by accident of the occurance when a doctor blabbed by accident in front of a Magistrate when undergoing a Mental Health Tribunal event. This is 2007 not the 1800s….. electric shock treatment does not work.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 15. Cracking a Nut-case

Woden Hospital

The disco under the Sphinx within the Golden Triangle for the black-eyed people, ‘Children of the Golden Dawn’ etc.. anyway the nightclub is really quite something but has a panic room installed for those watching 2006 and the unfolding of the 666 dimension. Who was asking which dimension EA was existing in? How about – DI_702-95617 (old AGS number). EA is not meant to be in 2006 – her double has taken her place in Year 6040.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 14. Sarcasm is Therapeutic

Woden Hospital

EA does sometimes think she will drop dead through lack of sleep. Criminal is the choice of music piping through the radio wires early morning. JJJ is the usual. The Magic Bullet food chopper has been telemarketing for a while now and EA wouldn’t mind some of that dip right now. Stomach exercises at 4am no thanks and there’s no mastercard to order the Proactvity Skin Rescue Range for an acne/skin free existence – laced with acid more likely. Think seaweed.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 13. In the Sewer – Denial of the Fittest

Woden Hospital

The Department of Evil Workplace Repression (DEWR) in the Sewer is totally responsible for EA’s insanity. Nothing to do with Taroh cards or Louigi boards.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 12. Acorns in the Wind

Woden Hospital

Off to the Olims for a beer with the others during EA”s long jobsearching activities which seem to be leading to nowhere and nothing. Next best thing – alcohol. Admitting alcoholism is not the answer as she is not one – guilt perhaps at each sip? Maybe it”s all that Life be Healthy Be In It shit. EA can
think for herself thank you.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 11. Deadpeople Talking

Woden Hospital

Talking to dead people is not a good thing according to some of the (all of the) Psychiatric Services Unit (PSU) agents. Evil Alisandra on her two hour daily leave at home for the first time in ages received a phone call after one hour from PSU saying not only was she “over her leave time” but that she”d
been heard “talking to herself”. Obviously those neighbours have moved out as she has met some of the others who don”t look at or treat her as a weirdo. In fact I think some might agree with some of the cursing that has been emanating from EA”s unit.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 10. Pets on Watercrackers

Woden Hospital

Keeping gold carp shubunkan fish is a hazardous hobby. EA”s fish usually outgrow the tank too quickly. Down the sewer possibly, into the lake, into a friend’s backyard pond or back to the original pet shop? All options were investigated for around two weeks while the two fish rested in the bait bucket in the loungeroom. Chiffon visited and demanded a solution to the fish crisis as the fish themselves thrashed about in their confinement of steadily-becoming-putrid water.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 9. Logos in Legoland

Woden Hospital

Cut off the second “l” in Allens (discount store logo) and what have you got? Aliens – oh what a revelation. Play with the 2nd “o” in Captain Cook Crescent? Oh and nice “Welcome to My Nightmare” combie van seen driving along that very road. The Kingston shops sign has gone – EA almost got lost today because of it – most disconcerting. Who owns a stop sign?

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 8. Unemployment Benefit form 40

Woden Hospital

Evil Alisandra couldn”t make it to mental health for her fortnightly injection so they visited her at her workplace. Into the sick room where she got injected. Very nice and she”s now feeling normal. EA is now unemployed. Newly self-appointed case managers find her interesting. She has avoided them so far.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 7. Playground Canberra

Woden Hospital

Evil Alisandra has scored some temporary work. This means she is still only half-employed. To alleviate the frustrations of jobsearchng for full-time work she will amuse herself by documenting certain special moments taken from the daily rituals of life in Canberra.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark II. 6. Danielsun is here

Woden Hospital

Aboriginal Michelle escaped probably for another stint at the American embassy (she got past the guards last time). Ninja (homeless apparently) Ninja”d himself over the roof without detection except for the bent gutter and a displaced tile. Cleopatra Wig Girl spent much time looking puzzled over the incident. He managed a 1 1/2hr stint outside and “just in” Justin escaped to return (involuntarily).

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark II. 5. Eggs from the Cuckoo”s Nest

Woden Hospital

My escape involved just not going back after my leave, as I suddenly realised it was much better at home than in the lock up. So I researched my options whilst driving past the Aboriginal Tent Embassy and Old Parliament House, as by that stage I was over my time and I had a feeling I would be up for a couple more injections and another stint in HDU if I returned – so I didn”t.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark II. 4. Keep Talking – I’m Stupid

Woden Hospital

My apartment”s sliding door has unhinged and the wall outside has cracked – sure enough there have been some strange goings on here, seeing as I”m always talking to spirits, but they”ve (the spirits) kept it at a minimum thank goodness because if anyone would freak it would be me – then no one would have sympathy. The cops were spooked last time. “Who are you talking to”? “Voices in your head”? the usual, with sideways looks… One told me to put almond oil in my hair (yeah right..). [Read more →]