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Chiffon’s Biography, Part 2


Chiffon 0 : Retches 2

My return was seen for what it was: unbelievable, and I was hard working in order to rectify things. And to tell you the truth, my relationship deepened with this woman. I was also having others.

Eventually I got tired of the pressure and being followed around by the police who were nearly my constant followers whenever I went out to parties and they were usually there when I came home. This was not good so I said to myself, ‘self! You need a change.’ So I quit. I became a slut! And a party animal (I went underground, I thought). This could and might have been the opinion of other, not-so, persons, but I learnt nothing, merely exhibited my wares and I was happier.

Through my thespian interests, I went to a lot of theatre parties where I was able to have so much of everything that it occupied me twenty four seven and it all became very boring for me in time.

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Chiffon #22

Hello,

I was at my friends house and he has a window in his front room where I was busily having a winge about how utterly fucked the day was (did I mention that the windows in this room generally face west), when I noticed the moon rising and it was a full moon. I pointed this out and my friend was not moved one way or another. Tell me am I wrong? The moon rises in the east! Is that not true? What am I supposed to think? Is my mind going? Who or what has changed? This little incident is all I need at the moment (beam me up Scotty).

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Chiffon’s Biography, Part 1

Chiffon

TOO THICK TO BE A COASTER.

I was born. This is the truth. I had two parents initially, this was in Paris, France. They were both students at the Versailles University. I know that they studied because they had me. My father was a scholar of philosophy and my mother was a scholar of the entire faculty. Actually my mother was a German/Italian and she has many branches on her family tree. This is lucky as I have much that I can tell the world as a result.

After a completely turbulent infancy which saw my father disappear for a time and then reappear, but never appearing quite the same to me, I found myself floating to this country like so many of your own ancestors. This is when I think (It is all so very long ago and my recall is not what it used to be) for the first time I see my mother arrested and then I was given to fat woman and driven to a big estate in the desert
somewhere with razor wire fences.

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Chiffon #21

Hello,

It certainly has been a boring week, from where I am sitting at least that is the impression I am going to give, but it is never true.

A week ago Australian troops, soldiers, police cum peacekeepers arrived on yet another deployment where they put down primitive customs and went among the people with bibles(again). Then we hear they are not getting the same pay because they are not in a desert where there is also a full on fracas (dangerous).

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 9. Logos in Legoland

Woden Hospital

Cut off the second “l” in Allens (discount store logo) and what have you got? Aliens – oh what a revelation. Play with the 2nd “o” in Captain Cook Crescent? Oh and nice “Welcome to My Nightmare” combie van seen driving along that very road. The Kingston shops sign has gone – EA almost got lost today because of it – most disconcerting. Who owns a stop sign?

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INSATIABLE BANALITIES #49. Fire on the Hill

With special guests, from Fire on the Hill, Lachlan Coventry, Aaron Peacey, Dan Kempers and James Luke. There’s five excellent tracks recorded live in the pod and a track off FOTH’s album, ‘Endless Smiley Sunstar’. Click here to see more pictures.

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Chiffon # 20

HELLO, I am writing this after… just the most amazing weekend. I was fortunate enough to get a wisp of a rumour of a musical phenomenon performing on Saturday night at an exclusive venue. This band already has a cult following and as I have not heard them perform for a few months, six in fact. I was very keen to pump up the volume, so to speak, even though I am writing.

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Gertrude’s Diary #19 – The Beautician

Gertrude's Diary

Greetings from Gertrude-land, where everything is shiny. Most noticeably, my face. You see, this morning I redeemed a gift-voucher by paying a visit to a nearby beautician. The shop was closed and so I waited on the brick wall outside, pondering old Sister Mary-Barbara”s advice about the pile-inducing qualities of cold stone. My beauty-therapist was not very late, and before long I was relaxing in the small converted storeroom next door to my local take-away. Ah, the opulence.

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INSATIABLE BANALITIES #48. Fiona Bolton

With special guest, Fiona Bolton.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 8. Unemployment Benefit form 40

Woden Hospital

Evil Alisandra couldn”t make it to mental health for her fortnightly injection so they visited her at her workplace. Into the sick room where she got injected. Very nice and she”s now feeling normal. EA is now unemployed. Newly self-appointed case managers find her interesting. She has avoided them so far.

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Chiffon #19

Hello,

I have a thing happening that I am not understanding but it is not a big worry, just irritating. It is the date thing. I am a little worried that it is wrong. My weekend was a bit of a worry. I attended The Gorman House Markets. It was really weird. I am aware that is an odd word to use however I know what they are trying to do. After twenty years I really think that someone should have a look at just exactly what is happening now, and in everyone’s interest, put it out of its misery now. Yes it is sad, but they shoot horses don”t they?

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Memoirs of a Suburban Drug Dealer, Part 5

Loadedog must have had some money woes, but they seem to be over cause another cash instalment arrived in the mail, so to speak, so here’s the next chapter. With the money came a request for me to describe what it’s like being a dealer these days so here we go.

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Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 7. Playground Canberra

Woden Hospital

Evil Alisandra has scored some temporary work. This means she is still only half-employed. To alleviate the frustrations of jobsearchng for full-time work she will amuse herself by documenting certain special moments taken from the daily rituals of life in Canberra.

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Chiffon #18

Hello. I have had one of those days that you get in between the other days. First thing this morning I received a phone call from one of the many needy people whom know me, this person who has Balls (in case you wondered). He tells me that I have invoked the wrath of a member, a self appointed vigilante, a mercenary, a dilettante of the thought police.

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INSATIABLE BANALITIES #47. The Veebees

Our guests are Davo, Tommo and Norro of The VeeBees. Only a couple of songs are live, and those a bare approximation of the VeeBees musical style (fun nevertheless), but we reel off a few tracks from their CD’s, ‘Crack US Another’ and ‘Get it in Ya’. There is also a little solo track played by Davo on a strange bubbling instrument.

Topics discussed include beer bong construction, high-altitude nudity, the many euphemisms for masturbation (gleaned from the VeeBees’ song ‘Bashin’ the Bishop’ and, as usual, blow jobs.

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