Evil Alisandra in Wonderpark ll. 13. In the Sewer – Denial of the Fittest

Woden Hospital

The Department of Evil Workplace Repression (DEWR) in the Sewer is totally responsible for EA’s insanity. Nothing to do with Taroh cards or Louigi boards.

The Commonwealth Psychiatrist (CP) described EA as being neatly attired and dressed in a green top. He didn’t mention her skirt or jumper (black) nor hair arrangement. EA usually wore jeans each day as she had no money to buy clothes (for real). EA suggested to DEWR in the Sewer Human Resources Witch Lady that she return at the next ‘required’ session (before was to be allowed back to work) and pelt Dr Goerge (sic) with marbles whilst dressed in crystal ball reader attire.

EA got banned from the Sewer. There was not another CP Commonwealth syko session. EA no longer works in the Sewer and never will again. For sure.

Sewer’s Harmony day was always a favourite with EA ie. the subliminal messages in the posters with happy people skipping and holding hands – one day a year only. Apparently she was not integrating either. Dept of Evil Workplace Repression at its best.

The Commonwealth Medical Officer (CMO) diagnosed EA with everything but intelligence. EA waves her hands in the air when she talks. She is delusional. 1/2hr diagnosis? Something to do with Antarctica and polar bears. There was not another session with the CMO either but her comments have been noted and retained for evidence of her inexperience and stupidity when describing a completely sane and intelligent individual ie EA herself.

DEWR in the Sewer Human Resources conversation as follows: “You’re weird,” she said. “No I’m not,” I said. “You’re weird,” she said. “No I’m not,” I said. “You’re weird,” she said. “No I’m not,” I said. “You’re weird,” she said. “No I’m not,” I said. EA received 9 out of ten for performance at one of her weekly behavioural lectures.

In other words EA remained sane whilst being lectured and did not think about slaughtering the executioner until she was at home. She did however notice the yellow needle disposal unit on the cabinet for the ‘insane Neurasian probably drug addict too – who talks to herself.’

PSU sadist doctors were no better. “You’re manic,”
she said. “No I’m not,” I said. “You’re manic,”
she said. “No I’m not,” I said. “You’re manic,”
she said. “No I’m not,” I said. “You’re manic,”
she said. “No I’m not,” I said. ” I’m just stuck
in PSU you fucking idiots and you’re the ones with the needles.”

I thought. No point as was locked up anyway and resistance at that stage would’ve been futile.

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