Government Health Warnings Leaked

Having laid waste the world of the happy smoker, it was only a matter of time before the nannies in the various health authrocities turned their awful gaze on fat people. With talk of a fatty-food tax driving the debate, the agenda is clear. Fat people are either to give up fatty food or face poverty. Except for rich fat people, who will just have to give up one of their Lamborghinis..

They will, however, have to face up to the effects of their despicable, fat-drenched, diet, with the introduction of Health Authority warning labels now being developed for fatty food products ahead of legislation mooted for the next parliamentary session.

Loadedog has gained access to the draft versions of the labels, which are apparently to be run in conjunction with a nationwide advertising campaign along the same lines, and will be publishing them in dribs and drabs over the next few weeks. Here’s the first.

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