Nigel Needs a New Home

This really only works if you know my name and a little bit about my personality, but nevertheless I thought I’d share this item found in the Canberra Times recently by dear old Gertrude.

2 Responses to “Nigel Needs a New Home”

  1. It doesn’t say anything about whether he’s fixed or not, but I’m sure he’s had the op. Have you ever considered that yourself, loadedoggy? love from dear OLD (you bastard) gertrude.

  2. I did consider it once, at the insistence of my wife, who left me shortly afterwards, thankfully before my considerations were at an end. ‘Bastard’? Por quoi? Methinks ’tis a case of shooting the messenger.