Crazy World Leader League Tables

Fans of George Bush will be relieved that his position atop the Crazy World Leader League Table (CWLLT) remains intact despite a strong push to promote Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to the top position. Bush’s continued ascendancy was assured, a CWLLT Inc. spokesperson advised, ‘because it takes more than just crazy talk to win this thing.’

Actions speak louder than words it seems, as far as the CWLLT is concerned, and George Bush’s exemplary record of waging futile wars, of dismantling his own government and reducing the US to an economic basket-case while exhibiting all the signs of psychotic narcissistic megalomaniacal dimwittedness remains a world beating combination.

Ahmadinejad’s claims suffered from his erratic form in recent appearances, culminating in a typically controversial but patchy campaign pitch at the University of Columbia recently, during which he occasionally sailed into dangerously lucid territory before veering off into more promising material, questioning the Holocaust and claiming that Iran has no gays.

‘Many people conflate President Ahmadinejad with Iran’s entire modern history,’ the spokesperson said. ‘The fact is he’s only been in power for two years and has a” lot of catching up to do.’ Neither of the leaders were available for comment.

2 Responses to “Crazy World Leader League Tables”

  1. To be fair it’s hard to find publicly self identified gays when you murder anyone you catch going mano to mano.

  2. Yes, a case of ‘out of sight, out of existence’.