Downtown Duty Free Man and the Home Brand Knight

Opening the front door the other night, 31st October to be exact, we were confronted by an alarming sight. You know the neighbourhood’s going to pot when armed villains come to the door in broad porch light and extort food.

We snuck a peek in their goody bag and were surprised to see a bottle of beer in there. Being entirely out of lollies, we offered them a beer as well. They seemed placated.

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